When it comes to Kate Gosseln vs. Octomom, everyone loses. Badly.
While it’s not as embarrassing for society, it’s almost as difficult to choose a side in the new feud between Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Drew Pinsky.
First, the world’s most attention-starved doctor spoke to Parade magazine about the trainwreck of an actress. He said:
“I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day. But I’m afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I’m really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it’s going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she’s going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me.”
Can you even choose a side in the growing rivalry between Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Drew?
Lohan’s response to this supposedly helpful advice? It arrived courtesy of Twitter:
“I thought REAL doctors talked to patients in offices behind closed doors. Am I wrong? Hmmmmm. I think NOT. Yay!”
You’re right, Lindsay. Pinsky is a fame-mongering hack. But you’re Lindsay Lohan. You both lose.