Paris Hilton, Pooch Pose for Guess

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Rarely have a pooch and pussy gotten along this well.

In a series of ads for the Guess spring/summer clothing line, Paris Hilton poses alongside her Chihuahua, sticking the poor puppy near a location that only a few thousand have dared to visit before.

Looks like someone is moving in on your territory, Doug Reinhart...

We really have no idea why Guess thought Hilton would help sell its clothing.

As other advertisements in the set prove, Paris is only good at a few things: putting on make up; drinking; and lying on a bar, waiting for a bored, horny bus boy to take pity on her...

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]