We now know one thing Michael Phelps can do faster than swim:
Evade questions about Carrie Prejean!
At the opening of a clothing store in New York City this week, the Olympic champion was asked about rumors that he and the Miss USA runner-up are an item.
"I'm not dating anybody," he told Us Weekly. "I'm single. My private life stays private."
His pot-smoking life, however, is available for anyone to see!
Michael Phelps says he is not dating Carrie Prejean. Having sex with her whenever he's in California, though? No comment!
Regarding Prejean's anti-gay marriage response during last weekend's beauty pageant, Phelps remained neutral.
"That's the cool thing about America: everybody has their opinion... I'm not saying I support her. I'm not saying I don't support her."
Great. Thanks for playing, Michael.