Let's hear it for true love in the celebrity gossip era!
Amy Winehouse's soon-to-be ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is reportedly demanding £1 million to keep quiet about their wild and crazy marriage.
Blake, who recently told reporters he blamed himself for Amy's decent into drugs, has been saying publicly that he wants nothing from the troubled star.
But various UK reports claim the junkie jailbird is threatening to spill the beans on his entertaining, chaotic and drug-fueled union to the "Rehab" singer.
We have to wonder what beans haven't been spilled already, and what negative impact a tell-all book could possibly have on Amy's image at this point.
But you go ahead and go for it, Blake!
The News of The World reports, "Blake has asked for £1 million from Amy's manager to walk away from their marriage and not write a tell-all book about it. He’s so two-faced. He just wants a pay-off. Money’s his driving force.”
Blake's mother, Georgette Fielder-Civi, is said to have jumped on the money train, demanding her son receive £3 million, "after all he’s been through."
That quote is funny on so many levels, we don't even have time to go there.
Last week, upon failing a drug test and therefore violating the terms of his early release from prison, Blake Fielder-Civil promptly fled rehab, visited Amy Winehouse in the hospital, got a "farewell bonk," and turned himself in to authorities.