Presenting: The Kardashians' Khristmas Kard!

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Kendall, Kyle, Kourtney, Kim, Kris and Kompany would like to wish fans a merry Khristmas!

Here's a shot of this klan's holiday kard, replete with red dresses, black suits and more layers of klothing than Kim Kardashian has ever worn in her life...

A Kardashian Khristmas

One thing the Kardashians don't need for Christmas: more attention.

Our staff has actually uncovered the Kardashian's Khristmas present list. Among the items various members kraved from Santa were:

  • Kim: A kleared-up knee injury for boyfriend Reggie Bush.
  • Rob: To kash in on girlfriend Adrienne Bailon's nude pics.
  • Khloe: To keep posing naked for any kause that will have her. 
  • Kourtney: For kandid nude photos to be "accidentally" leaked online.
  • Bruce: To be known as an Olympic Gold Medalist, not the father of this attention-starved family.
  • Everyone: Emmy konsideration for step-sibling Brody Jenner's new reality show, Bromance.
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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]