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Kendall, Kyle, Kourtney, Kim, Kris and Kompany would like to wish fans a merry Khristmas!

Here’s a shot of this klan’s holiday kard, replete with red dresses, black suits and more layers of klothing than Kim Kardashian has ever worn in her life…

One thing the Kardashians don’t need for Christmas: more attention.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye in NYC
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Our staff has actually uncovered the Kardashian’s Khristmas present list. Among the items various members kraved from Santa were:

  • Kim: A kleared-up knee injury for boyfriend Reggie Bush.
  • Rob: To kash in on girlfriend Adrienne Bailon’s nude pics.
  • Khloe: To keep posing naked for any kause that will have her. 
  • Kourtney: For kandid nude photos to be “accidentally” leaked online.
  • Bruce: To be known as an Olympic Gold Medalist, not the father of this attention-starved family.
  • Everyone: Emmy konsideration for step-sibling Brody Jenner’s new reality show, Bromance.