Hey, sometimes it’s a lot easier to run all your errands in one place. For Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge that place is totally Wal-Mart.
For DMX, who is making a serious, single-handed bid to comprise half of The Hollywood Gossip‘s celebrity mug shots gallery, it’s court.
In Maricopa County Ariz., court this morning, DMX pled guilty four times in three different cases, all at the same time. Here’s the breakdown, courtesy of TMZ:
- In case one, he pleaded to one count of cruelty to animals (Michael Vick would be so proud), as well as to one count of possession of narcotic drugs
- In case number two, he pleaded guilty to theft
- And in lucky case number three, he pleaded guilty to possession of marijuana
As part of DMX’s plea agreement, all additional charges against him were dropped – and there were actually quite a lot more, if you can believe it. The somewhat insane rapper also known as Earl Simmons will be sentenced on January 30.