Paris Hilton Launches Bid For Fake President

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We think that's what's going on, anyway.

A new video from Funny or Die (we almost always wish someone would Die) is so remarkably unfunny, we're confused and left wondering what we missed.

Stavros and Paris, Take 17!

Below, aspiring fake president Paris Hilton seeks the political advice of "one of the greatest fake presidents" - Martin Sheen, who played President Bartlet on NBC's The West Wing from 1999-2006. A great show, that. This video? Raw pain.


Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]