The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 54

The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 54

Welcome, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

We're giving it to the duchess. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo, with the full list of responses further down the page. Enjoy!

Tom Cruise, Scientology Peeps Accused of Bribing Judges

Tom Cruise, Scientology Peeps Accused of Bribing Judges

Tom Cruise has bigger problems than the fashion sense of Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes (matching outfits, come on). We're talking about bribing judges!

Church of Scientology critic Peter Letterese is currently accusing some of the leaders of the controversial religion (including Tom Cruise) of paying off a federal judge and others to hold up a $250 million lawsuit he filed back in July.

Posted in: Tom Cruise
Report: A-Rod, Madonna Rendezvous at Seinfeld Mansion

Report: A-Rod, Madonna Rendezvous at Seinfeld Mansion

Their respective spouses now a thing of the past, rumored couple Madonna and Alex Rodriguez took a little trip to Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's waterfront mansion in the Hamptons last week, according to a report in The New York Post.

A helicopter carrying A-Rod was spotted landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica's car.

Posted in: Madonna
Happy Halloween From Suri Cruise!

Happy Halloween From Suri Cruise!

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise wear matching or coordinated outfits like every single day, but when it's matching orange dresses, well... that's particularly special.

It is Halloween, after all. Check out the pic of Tom Cruise's wife and Earth's biggest (cutest) celebrity baby below and try not to combust from the adorableness.

Posted in: Katie Holmes

Jessica Simpson Sucks at Acting

We know, we know.

That one's up there with "Spencer Pratt is Annoying," "Julianne Hough is Beautiful" and "Kim Kardashian Has a Giant A$$" on the list of headlines you don't really even need to write because they're going to be the case in perpetuity.

Posted in: Jessica Simpson

Miley Cyrus Warned: Don't Get Knocked Up!

Considering how attractive Justin Gaston is (have you seen the guy shirtless?!?), it makes sense that Billy Ray Cyrus allegedly sat his daughter down recently and warned her against giving in to temptation with her new man.

“I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something were to happen,” Billy Ray told a friend, according to Star. “I think I made an impression on her - at least, I hope so.”

Posted in: Miley Cyrus
Niki Taylor is Knocked Up!

Niki Taylor is Knocked Up!

Niki Taylor and husband Burney Lamar are expecting their first child together in March 2009.

The mode married the race car driver on December 27, 2006.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies
Brody Jenner Macks On Chick

Brody Jenner Macks On Chick

In the video below, The Hills' Brody Jenner does what Brody Jenner does best - wine and dine the ladies. Or at least a lady. That we know of. At this moment.

The great thing is that when being Hollywood's JV womanizer is basically your job, you have a lot of time to devote to it and juggle multiple girls at once.

Posted in: Brody Jenner

Report: Elizabeth Edwards Kicks Out John Edwards

In a move wives everywhere will surely laud, Elizabeth Edwards has supposedly kicked her cheating husband, former Senator John Edwards, to the curb.

Elizabeth stood by him even after news of his affair (and alleged love child) with weird filmmaker mistress Rielle Hunter shocked the world this summer.

Posted in: John Edwards

Tiffany Shepis Agrees to Become Mrs. Corey Haim

Tiffany Shepis has agreed to marry Corey Haim.

The often-mocked actor met the surprisingly beautiful actress on the set of the 1996 film Fever Lake. We're guessing Shepis spent the last 12 years trying to do better, but finally settled on this half of The Two Coreys.

Posted in: Tiffany Shepis
Jennifer Hudson: Inside the Family Tragedy

Jennifer Hudson: Inside the Family Tragedy

A friend of Jennifer Hudson says he tried to warn the family about William Balfour, who is currently the main "person of interest" in the shootings of Hudson's mom, Darnell; brother, Jason and 7-year-old nephew, Julian King.

William Balfour, a.k.a. "Flex" - who's divorced from Hudson's sister, Julia, a bus driver - got into a huge fight with Julia, Darnell and Jason about a month ago, a neighbor says. James Peyton, Hudson's ex-fiance, was also present.

Posted in: Jennifer Hudson