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Man.

We joke all the time that Katie Holmes is:

Tom Cruise in 2015
  1. A slave to Scientology
  2. Morphing into Tom Cruise
  3. Looks like a guy
  4. Can’t dress herself

All of that may be true, but none of our jokes can hold a candle to this fake photo of Holmes and her happy hubby that recently surfaced. It’s great because while this picture is bogus, that’s her real hair and face, complete with shades. Kinda creepy.

Tom Cruise and his twin, future wife Katie Holmes, in 1983’s Risky Business.