Dancing with the Stars: Night Two Results

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Even comedian Jeffrey Ross must have realized that his opening night performance on Dancing with the Stars was no laughing matter. Dude earned 12 total points from the judges.

Actually, we take it back; that's hilarious. It was also enough to send Ross home as the first celebrity eliminated this season.

As for the dozen remaining couples, here's a rundown of their dances and combined scores from last night:

  • Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (Quickstep): 21
  • Misty May-Treanor & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Mambo): 21
  • Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke (Mambo): 21
  • Brooke Burke & Derek Hough (Quickstep): 26
  • Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (Mambo): 16
  • Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (Quickstep): 23
  • Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (Quickstep): 22
  • Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer (Mambo): 19
  • Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (Quickstep): 23
  • Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff (Mambo): 21
  • Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (Quickstep): 22
  • Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (Mambo): 18

Click on the following photos from opening week on Dancing with the Stars for larger versions of these celebs trying to hoof it up:

Kim and Mark
Young, Gorgeous Dancers
Alec Mazo and Toni Braxton
Karina Smirnoff and Rocco DiSpirito
Burke and Hough
Lacey Schwimmer, Lance Bass
Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani
Score Time

Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente