Michael Lohan Loves Lindsay, Laments Her Lifestyle

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Michael Lohan is a law-breaking lesbian hater.

The father of Lindsay Lohan, who spent time in prison, recently told MSNBC's The Scoop that he wants his daughter to "to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path."

But if that means rumors of her impending nuptials to Samantha Ronson are true, well, count Michael out.

“I haven’t heard anything from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask," he said.

While Jesus may not believe in gay marriage, he does apparently believe in cell phones strapped to one's waist. After all, they may be calling you back to the loony bin any day now, right, Michael?


Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael
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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.