Kim Kardashian’s ass may have its own zip code, but it’s also about to have its own national stage: season seven of Dancing with the Stars.
As a result, the reality television and sex tape star says she has goals for her most famous body part (no offense to her giant breasts).
“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”
Like Barack Obama, Kim Kardashian promises changes. She’s just referring to her ass, not middle class tax cuts.
Okay then. What sort of fashion can we expect to see this aspiring dancer wear with her new, supposedly taut rear end? Kardashian said she expects to show off more skin as the competition moves forward.
“Today the costume that I tried on wasn’t as crazy, [but] the better shape that I get into they will be a little more sexy and risqué,” she said. “I’m starting off with maybe a ball gown, something a little bit more elegant and a little bit more covered up.”