Thanks to People magazine, as usual, for this collection of some of the funniest and most most memorable celebrity quotes from the past week …
“She looks at me and says, ‘Nice top shelf.’ That was one of the greatest days of my life.” – Justin Timberlake on Madonna
“He’ll have to restrain his hair.” – A Waffle House employee, on Kid Rock
“Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!” – Victoria Beckham on the way to wear jeans
“You always want to point out the elephant in the room.” – Jim Carrey, dressed as an Dr. Seuss’ Horton the Elephant, on American Idol
“She knew her lines better than me.” – How I Met Your Mother‘s Josh Radnor, on Britney Spears‘ visit to the set
“I had to face some difficult spending decisions and I’ve had to conduct sensitive diplomacy. That’s called planning for a wedding.” – President George W. Bush
“I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful!”
– Marcia Cross, reminiscing about pregnancy
“A little later on I’ll be at the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament, of course. That’s if it doesn’t conflict with my women’s basketball games that I go to.” – Ellen DeGeneres, leaving a message for Rep. Sally Kern of Oklahoma
“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster.” – Ashley Dupre