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Don’t get us wrong, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal make a hot couple and her divorce from Ryan Phillippe (go Abbie Cornish) was somewhat scandalous.

But whenever celebrities without the surname Spears or who don’t star on The Hills make the cover of Us Weekly, we can’t help but make note of our shock.

Especially this of all weeks. The Hills returns for its Spring run, Jamie Lynn Spears gets engaged to Casey Aldridge, and still, Gyllenspoon. What gives?

Jake Gyllenhaal & Jeff Bauman Throw Out First Pitch at Red Sox Game
(Adam Glanzman)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s untold love story trumped all other celebrity news this week, this popular gossip magazine felt in a head-scratching move.

To the magazine’s credit, at least Britney Spears’ hectic personal life, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, and Dancing With the Stars all made the sidebar.