Paris Hilton: Nude, Desperate for Publicity

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What happens to skanks who can't sing or act? They pose provocatively on the cover of unheard of magazines.

Yesterday, it was Lindsay Lohan and Paper.

This Is Paris

Now, Paris Hilton is a 944 cover girl.

We assume the name of this publication stands for the number of times Paris has taken off her clothes for attention. Or the number of guys she slept with last week. Or the number of drinks brother Barron Hilton consumes before getting behind a wheel most nights...


Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]