This just in: Avril Lavigne is no Marisa Miller.
As seen below, the Canadian singer is doing her best super model impression for a new photo spread in Maxim. But she can’t pull it off.
After all, this is the same, supposedly hardcore skating chick that whined about how life was so “Complicated.” But the result of her attempt to seduce us in a scantily clad array of pictures is simple: unattractive.

Sorry, Avril Lavigne. This doesn’t do it for us. But Deryck Whibley is likely turned on by it.