Try to contain yourself as you read this riveting Britney Spears news.
The photographer who gave Spears a lift home after she abandoned her car on the road with a flat tire Monday has detailed their brief ride together, saying the struggling pop star spent most of the ride sending text messages.
"She broke out her cell phone and was sending text messages the entire time," said the man, who works for celebrity photo / news agency X17.
He also says the singer put on Timbaland's hit album "Shock Value," but got awfully quiet when asked about spending time with Adnan Ghalib.
Britney also invited the photographer inside once they reached her house.
At one point during the ride, the photographer snapped his fingers and said to Britney Spears: "Hey, girl, are you alright?" then told her not to worry. Spears' reaction? She laughed, according to the dude's account.
Inside her (reportedly immaculately clean) home, she told the man "don't be lame" when he asked permission to snap some Britney Spears photos.
Later Monday night, Spears and her assistant, Carla, ventured back out in Carla's ride and had dinner in a room at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. Then they stayed the night at the nearby Peninsula Hotel.
*Yawn* More meltdowns and no underwear pics, Britney!