Well, maybe not you personally. Unless you’ve sold Lindsay Lohan drugs, that is.
But Michael Lohan – the Firecrotch Queen’s father, who makes Joe Simpson appear relatively sane – is taking the law into his own hands:
“I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy. God is going to get even with this guy. He’s destroyed a lot of lives.”
Hear that, Peter Doherty?