We haven’t heard from The Sports Gal in awhile.
But the wife of ESPN columnist Bill Simmons couldn’t possibly keep quiet in the wake of Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up. Here’s her professional take on it:
My favorite part of this fiasco is that Britney is going to be an aunt and possibly even the godmother. Somehow this is scarier than her being a mom.
At least moms can lose custody — if you’re an aunt, you’re always an aunt and this means Brit will always be around during the holidays. “Uh-oh, hide the cigarettes, Aunt Britney just pulled into the driveway!”