Small Miracle: Britney Spears Passes Drug Test

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Multiple sources confirm that hell has frozen over Britney Spears has taken and passed a drug test! Ding-dang it! Yee-haw, y'all! I gone get ma kids back!

The quote-unquote singer, 25, had been ordered by a court to submit to drug testing twice weekly as part of her custody battle with K-Fed.

Britney and Jason Stroll

A friend of Britney Spears (who may or may not be Alli Sims or Sam Lutfi) tells Us Weekly, "Her family and friends told her how important it was so she did it. She's trying to do everything right finally."

Except for, you know, not doing drugs in the first place. Or putting on pants while running errands. Or spending time with the kids and not at clubs. Just saying.

In addition to the drug tests, the court has ordered that the troubled Britney Spears must continue to attend individual counseling and parenting classes.

Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, and sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, arrived in Los Angeles on October 5, after a difficult week for the pop-star.

Just a day earlier, a judge upheld his decision to grant Spears' ex, Kevin Federline, sole custody of sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, until further order.

Though Spears had been estranged from her family, a source tells Us that their reunion is going "really well! Britney is happy to be with her mom again."

Aww. At least one of Britney Spears' families isn't broken.


Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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