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Don’t ever count them out. Just when you think the bar can’t possibly be lowered any further, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag take the celebrity photo cake again.

There’s nothing like a staged photo shoot designed to look like candid but which actually depicts two D-list media whores shamelessly begging for attention.

Anyway, here’s a nice Spencer-Heidi picture for your mockery enjoyment, in which The Hills‘ most-hated dude poses with a pair of melons. And some pumpkins!

Spencer Pratt Shrugs While Heidi Montag Beams
(Entertainment Tonight)

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Good, wholesome October fun.

We will say this, though. Spencer Pratt is significantly better at getting paid for these “spontaneous” photo shoots than he is at running his own website.