Three weeks into fatherhood and two weeks into the NFL season, Tom Brady has a personal problem to tackle: balancing his schedule between studying stolen film of the Jets coaching staff, playing with the New England Patriots and seeing his son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan.
"I kind of cuddled him like a football," the
sex god quarterback said to Sports Illustrated about his infant son with ex Bridget Moynahan, born August 22.
"I'd love to be out [in L.A.] with him all the time, year-round, but it's hard to make that a reality," the Boston-based Brady says of Los Angeles, where Bridget lives and works.
"I live here. But I will start lobbying for off days throughout the year."
And while Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly harped on Tom Brady's good looks and status as a babe magnet (who just happens to be dating the world's richest model in Gisele Bundchen), Tom Brady shrugged it off, saying he was actually "a nerd in high school who hardly had a girlfriend!"
We're not buying it for a second. Just like we're not buying Heidi Montag and her engagement to Spencer Pratt. No way those two are getting hitched.