You may never get to see Angelina Jolie nude. But you will have a chance to lick the body of this gorgeous actress.
The Australian government is coming out with a postage stamp of the world's best looking couple. No, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're certainly not talking about you.
But The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Jolie, Brad Pitt and daughter Shiloh, will be reproduced from the cover of New Idea magazine and slapped onto a 50 cent stamp. We assume Maddox and Pax Thien are outraged by the snub.
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Shiloh are gracing a stamp Down Under.
A New Idea spokesman said: "These stamps will become instantly collectible and sought after by philatelists around the country."
That's a fancy word for "stamp collectors." The same way that "Tyraists" is a fancy word for those that enjoy seeing Tyra Banks nude.