Despite recent reports to the contrary, it doesn’t appear that Adam Levine has seen Maria Sharapova nude.
A representative for the Maroon 5 frontman and man-whore denies that he recently dissed the tennis star’s lovemaking skills.
The rumors are “absolutely not true,” says a rep for Adam Levine, who is said to have slept with Jessica Simpson, Natalie Portman, Lindsay Lohan and countless others.
This month, the Moscow newspaper The Exile said that Levine called 20-year-old Wimbledon champ – who he has been romantically linked with – a dead frog in the sack.
Adam Levine. Maria Sharapova. Hot.
“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Adam Levine is reported to have said of Sharapova. “I can’t even tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.”
“She just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ruined her concentration. It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
Levine’s rep confirms that the interview never took place. Us Weekly says the story was intended as a satire. Maria Sharapova is still hot, however.