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The great Kevin Federline is a pimp when it comes to the ladies. Or so he thinks.

Meanwhile, Perez Hilton is a pimp of a different sort… the man slings celebrity news, gossip and rumors like it’s his job.

Who will win when these two gentlemen square off in a big pimpin’ photo finish – inspired by pics of Jayden James Federline‘s dad and the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media holding huge cups proclaiming their pimp-dom? You decide…

Hmm… It’s hard to pick Kevin Federline as the winner… in anything.

Nevertheless, we’ve gotta give it to FedEx here. Not only is one of his four kids (Sean Preston) already pimpin’ it hard at age 1, but the guy knocked up Shar Jackson! Twice! He also married Britney Spears back when she had her $h!t together. Think about it.

Also, Kevin’s reported new girlfriend, Liz Hernandez, is pretty cute! There is no content here. Sorry, Perez. You’re the queen of gossip, but victory is K-Fed’s in this case.