Smile! Lily Allen Arrested For Punching Photographer

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Loquacious, fresh-faced British songstress Lily Allen was arrested yesterday for a not-so-sweet alleged attack on a photographer back in March.

Talented but always brash and outspoken, Allen turned herself in to the authorities yesterday in London, according to the Press Association.

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The celebrity gossip hater was charged with "allegation of assault," and was let out on bail very shortly thereafter.

Scotland Yard wouldn't identify Lily Allen by name, but confirmed that at 9:30 AM yesterday, a 21-year-old woman visited a London police station by appointment.

On March 13, while leaving the Wardour club in Soho and heading to the Groucho on foot, the unrepentant drunk allegedly began swinging and kicking at a pack of paparazzi.


During the melee, she reportedly connected with someone's nose, proving in one punch that she's 10 times harder than Paris Hilton, despite the skank having been thrown in jail.

Allen recently postponed her U.S. tour and moved to New York from London, claiming that she wanted to get back to the recording studio.

Upon hearing of of the Lily Allen arrest, Amy Winehouse had no comment. She may have been too busy carving "I love Blake Fielder-Civil" into her stomach with a glass shard.

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