Britney Spears covers her large breasts with flowers.
Lindsay Lohan tries to get high off them.
Hey, to each insecure, troubled young star her own.
Seen here during a break from rehab, the daughter of awful mother Dina Lohan is taking a whiff of nature. We can only she’s desperate for a high of any kind.
Lohan would settle for a bee flying up her nose at this point. At least that’ll give her some action until Rumer Willis can smuggle in some glue or Calum Best man juice.
Meanwhile, Lindsay has to at least be feeling good about the recent San Antonio Spurs NBA championship. She’s rockin a Spurs baseball cap atop that drug-riddled head. But will she be invited to the Tony Parker/Eva Longoria wedding next month?
It’s unlikely. We hear the couple is already over its salary cap for promiscuous cocaine addicts.