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When we discovered that a staff member of The Hollywood Gossip went to high school with porn star Mary Carey, we thought that was funny, random news.

But it’s nothing compared to this recently unearthed tidbit: In the early 70s, the former CIA director George Tenet attended Cardozo High School in Bayside, NY with adult film legend Ron Jeremy!

Tenet and Jeremy (who’s real last name is Hyatt) even played on the soccer team together. This, of course, raises numbers questions:

  1. Did Tenet ever touch Jeremy’s balls?
  2. Did Dustin Diamond and Mario Lopez also attend Bayside with this pair?
  3. Has Tenet also seen Paris Hilton nude?

Reportedly, Tenet also served as editor-in-chief of the school newspaper, while Ron’s thing was theater. Fully clothed theater, we assume.

We just can’t wait until the next random celebrity/porn star connection is made. Perhaps Condoleeza Rice went to nursery school with Jenna Jameson.