Recently, Britney Spears took time out from her busy schedule of lip-sync rehearsals and dance classes to pick up items for the two main men in her life – her sons, Sean Preston and the mysterious Jayden James.
The bald beauty hit up West Hollywood’s Bel-Bambini baby boutique with a gal pal and dropped nearly $1,000 in less than 10 minutes – or about as long as her recent House of Blues comeback shows!
According to a source, the rehabbing pop princess purchased:

- A $600 toy plane
- A potty chair fit for a prince
- Two “Adorable Idol” baby t-shirts emblazoned with an altered American Idol logo (get ready to get sued, Bel-Bambini)
- Two “Don’t ya wish your mommy was hot like mine?” tees (as Asia Nitollano and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls roll over in their graves)
- One t-shirt Spears did not buy for the kids, but was seen in the store – “My dad is a hunk.” Oh, snap. Her ex, Kevin Federline, could have seen that diss coming a mile away, though, after his recent remarks about Howie Day.
With her baby purchases complete, all Britney Spears needs to buy is a wig that frickin’ stays on! Oh, and a voice. She apparently needs one of those.