Aaron Carter, who?
That's the response now of two of Hollywood's most famous young females, each of whom dated the boy band singer for reasons unknown.
The bad blood began long before Lohan started doing James Blunt and every other guy in California:
In 2005, Carter appeared on the talk show The Big Idea With Donny Deutsch and told the host:
"I started dating Hilary on my 13th birthday... I was dating her for like a year-and-a-half and then I just got a little bored so I went and I started getting to know Lindsay, dating Lindsay."
Yes, Aaron the entire free world understands what "getting to know" Lindsay means. Brody Jenner certain does, at least.
At the club, though, the girls got reacquainted and found someone else to scorn: Paris Hilton.
A source told Us Weekly, "They were making fun of Paris!"
This makes them very different than anyone at The Hollywood Gossip, of course.
Meanwhile, Aaron Carter has finally moved on from this pair. He's completely in love with Kaci Brown.