Britney Spears: A Living, Breathing Fashion Train Wreck

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One would think that with tens of millions of dollars and little else to do, Britney Spears could hire someone to buy some freaking clothes for her.

Yet when it comes to fashion, Cue Ball is a total misfit.

Britney Spears and Demi Lovato X Factor Introduction

As the pictures below clearly show, the girl just can't give up her cowboy hat... much like her boots, or the curtains she thinks constitute suitable outfits.

At least the nude pictures from last winter were raw and uncensored. This is just hard on the eyes, any way you look at it. Britney, you need help, girl.

While it's true she could afford to hire someone to buy her clothes, so she could improve her public image, but she's too busy firing Larry Rudolph and everyone else around her that could help her make good choices.

Even Jamie Spears has called out his daughter on this one. If her clothes are a reflection of how Britney Spears feels about herself these days... well, then she must be really messed up in the brain. Clearly, rehab didn't do the trick.

So much so that we're starting to think Kevin Federline is a normal dude. And that's a frightening, frightening thought.


Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears