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Now that Scientology’s biggest cheerleader has lured soccer star David Beckham to L.A., he’s setting his sights on his Spice Girl spouse.

The New York Daily News reports that with a little coaxing from TomKat, David and Victoria Beckham might become the next celebrity converts to the cult church of Scientology now that they’re relocating to L.A.

Apparently, Posh has eagerly accepted church literature from Tom Cruise and his new wife, Katie Holmes. What’s more, she’ll be playing an alien in The Thetan, a new movie produced by Cruise that’s reportedly based on his odd religious beliefs.

Tom Cruise in 2015
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Apparently, Victoria Beckham’s new BFFs have made it their mission to help the former Spice Girl become a household name in the United States. Though you have to think photographs of her giant boobs would do the trick on their own.

For her part, Holmes is trying to line up meetings with movers and shakers like Steven Spielberg. TomKat is undoubtedly feeding status-hungry Posh lines about how joining Scientology will help boost her profile.

Will TomKat‘s sinister plans work? Will the California-bound Beckhams renew their wedding vows in a bizarre ceremony featuring a prolonged kiss?

Who the hell knows. Or cares, to be quite frank. We do hope they all sit down for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss it, however. That’d make for great TV.