Okay, just kidding. She wasn't on the run from the 5.0 and there's no way in hell she goes anywhere for the cuisine. But Nicole did head to Mexico for a little vacationing with new boyfriend Joel Madden.
Although Halloween is nine months away, the duo arrived in Puerto Vallarta dressed in costume. Nicole dressed as a gypsy, fortune-telling vagrant and the 27-year-old Joel sported his standard, upper-middle-class poser / high school rebel wannabe gear.
Come on, Joel. We know Hilary Duff doesn't put out, and you've probably been going at it like a madman since dumping her, but it can't be worth downgrading this far.