Why post on MySpace when you can go back and forth over Instant Messenger?
We’ve posted it below, replete with spelling errors that make Courtney Love look like an English professor. Enjoy:
Anna Nicole: quit trash me at the casino
Larry: not at a casino
Anna Nicole: go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole: Yall are sick
Larry: show up for the test with the baby
Anna Nicole: don’t think so
Anna Nicole: u wish
Larry: everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole: in your dreams
So many questions to consider from this Internet chat: Are their screen names really as boring as “Anna Nicole” and “Larry?” Will Smith’s lawyers successfully block the court-mandated paternity test?
Will we ever see Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern pictures? Will the baby have to change her name once Birkhead is announced at the father?
Is Anna Nicole Smith nuttier than Janice Dickinson?
Some things we may never find out.