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If you thought the staff at The Hollywood Gossip was all out of Britney Spears-related news, you were extremely wrong.

Well, sort of. This is actually a story about Jamie Lynn Spears, who made a stop in Milan, Italy, Friday to promote the 2007 Kids’ Choice Awards. The aspiring singer and star of Zoey 101 was already named Favorite TV Female Actress earlier this year. Go JL!

Jamie Lynn Spears and Jamie Watson and Kids

We’re happy to see Britney’s little sister come into her own and begin her rise to stardom. But Jamie Lynn, just promise us three things, please:

  1. Never combine your two names into one nonsensical one an effort to mimic that nutjob Anna Nicole Smith‘s daughter Dannielynn.
  2. When and if you get even more famous, remember to wear underwear. We don’t need an underage remix of last week’s Britney Spears crotch shot.
  3. Do no, under any circumstances, allow Wilmer Valderrama to bone you.