Lindsay Lohan needs a drink after the GQ Men of the Year party. Oops, should we not say that anymore?
A source at the shindig in LA said that the 20-year-old actress "flipped out" when she saw her former assistant at the party with her new boss, Jessica Biel.
"If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!" Lindsay reportedly screamed.
Biel's new boyfriend, Derek Jeter, may or may not have bashed Lohan's head in with a baseball bat, but her rants were pretty much ignored by everyone at the party.
Almost everyone else.
Yes, Al Gore. There's no word on how Barack Obama feels about Lohan, however.
Meanwhile, Firecrotch's rep insists this incident "does not sound like Lindsay." Right. And being Asian doesn't sound like Suri Cruise.