Dancing with the Stars has seen Sara Evans drop out and Jerry Springer almost drop his pants.
Tonight, however, it will finally show fans a winner. The finals pit possible couple Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff against Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke.
Let’s see who various celebrities support …
Mario & Karina
Ryan Seacrest – “Mario Lopez … he will take it and then the world will wait for him to announce his passionate romance with Karina … They have to be hookin’ up!”
Judge Marilyn Milian, People’s Court – “I think Mario Lopez because that Latino is so hot to trot that I could watch him trot all night long.”
Dayna Devon, Extra – “I think Mario will win because he works at ‘Extra’ and I am required to say that. Not to mention he is the best dancer!”
Howard Stern – Mario Lopez will win because he’s had professional dance training, but Stern wonders if he “might reveal that he’s gay, afterwards.”
Emmitt & Cheryl
Rachael Ray – “I am rooting for three-time Super Bowl champ Emmitt Smith. When Emmitt came on my show he taught me how to cha cha, and when he wins I hope he comes back and teaches me all the dances he learned.”
Alex Trebek, Jeopardy! – “Although I think Mario is excellent, I have a feeling that America will vote for Emmitt Smith because for him to be doing what he’s doing as a dancer, after all the bumps and knocks he endured in his Hall of Fame football career, is truly remarkable.”
Jerry Springer – “I can’t imagine rooting for one over the other. I think Mario is an incredible talent. Emmitt is already a superstar and, when I grow up, I want to be just like him.”
Jimmy Kimmel – “Emmitt Smith or Mario Lopez? I should point out there are absentee ballots that have not been counted and Joey Lawrence is extremely popular with our troops overseas.”