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This is what we like to see.

First, Bill Simmons – an ESPN online columnist known as “The Sports Guy” – predicted a rather entertaining future for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

Now his wife, the “Sports Gal,” naturally, has a few choice words for another favorite target of The Gossip: Lindsay Lohan. Chek out the tremendous rant:

There’s a new commercial where Lindsay Lohan claims that she uses Proactiv a few times a week for healthy skin. This made me laugh because she lives at the Chateau Marmont and probably gets a facial and massage every other day. Also, this girl can’t even show up on a movie set on time, now I’m supposed to believe she remembers to take her Proactiv every day?

I don’t think anyone who’s famous or wealthy should be able to go on TV and endorse skin products unless they divulge the other “keys” to their beauty routine, like acne extractions every week, microderm abrasion two times a month, two facials a week and La Mer moisturizing products at $200 a pop.

These celebrities spend at least $2,000 a month keeping their skin “healthy.” In Lindsay’s case, she’s a chain-smoking, club-hopping tramp who spends her spare time getting tanning sessions, shopping and forgetting to eat.

She’s going to look like a leather purse in 25 years no matter how much Proactiv she takes. She should have to mention that, too. I hate that commercial.