Does it get any better than a fight between two egomaniacal, rich, reality television stalwarts?
Nevertheless, the feud between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart has returned and caught our interest. Stewart is blasting Trump for firing former Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher.
"Donald is out of control," Stewart said. "By the time he's finished, he will have fired everyone around him and there will be nobody left."
The Martha even went on to pretend to pity The Donald.
"Poor Donald will be sitting there on his little pedestal all by himself. He needs to be careful!"
The two self-involved, spoiled celebrities first butted heads in October 2005, when Trump blamed Stewart for pulling viewers away from his own Apprentice with a lame version of her own.
The feud came to a head in February, when Trump skewered Stewart in an open letter, blaming her performance for her show's failure, ending it with a warning:
"Be careful or I will do a syndicated daytime show, perhaps called The Boardroom, and further destroy the meager ratings you already have!"
Wow. If only Dancing with the Stars could be this heated.
"I almost can't believe my long-time friend Donald Trump wrote it," Stewart said in a statement to People magazine at the time.
And we can't believe Suri Curise exists. These things happen.