Dear Lindsay Lohan: Put God First - Love, Dad

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Apparently the father of Lindsay Lohan reads The Hollywood Gossip in jail.

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What else would inspire Michael to pen his deranged daughter a letter? Submitted to London's The Sun, Mr. Lohan must've figured that the recent dumping by Harry Morton - as well as the befriending of Paris Hilton, which could actually be worse than anyting - made this an ideal time to get in touch with his off spring.

Via an absurd, hilarious, rambling letter, of course. Here it is:

"It pains me to have to write to you like this, but it's evident that my letters never reach you. My messages never get to you and ‘people' continue to build walls between us.

"I can't even begin to tell you how very sorry I am for causing you (and our family) the heartache and embarrassment I have. (THG NOTE: The White Oprah may have something to do with said embarrassment).

"I hold you absolutely blameless for all that's been said and portrayed, as I know it has been under the advice of others, to sway both the courts and public opinion.

"I also know the pain that comes with love, especially when two hearts and lives are divided. Sometimes we run - we seek to hide or just escape from the pain.

In the meantime, people are either whispering in our ear, giving self-serving advice, or out to protect their own interests.

"Unfortunately sweetheart, while you are so talented and blessed you have become their interest! As I told you all along, this would happen.

"You are an amazingly blessed, talented, intelligent and loving person. Use it to do good! To set an example by putting God and his principles first. Your love for life and people is a gift. (THG NOTE: God ... or Madonna?)

"I trust you, I believe in you and I will love and protect you until my dying breath, and if that's what it takes so be it!

Please know how much I miss all of you. Stay strong my Angel! God bless you and stay strong!"

Wow. Crazy Joe Simpson would be proud, Mike. Write to us soon.


Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan