Paris Hilton, Posse Celebrate 'Firecrotch Day'

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Just when you thought a feud between Paris Hilton and her dog would overtake the heiress' rivalry with Lindsay Lohan, Hilton's posse was seen lashing out at everyone least favorite red head.

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Following a Justin Timberlake concert at the House of Blues on Friday night, Paris, sister Nicky, Hollywood bad boy Brandon Davis and Scott Storch, the producer of Paris' new CD, found themselves at In-N-Out Burger at 2 a.m. in Hollywood.

Wait, Paris was at an In-N-Out joint despite swearing off sex for a year? That liar!

Anyway. As the group left, a photographer heard someone in the party of four use the word "firecrotch." This, of course, was the infamous way in which Davis referred to Lohan in a taped rant a few months ago.

The photographer, God bless his curious heard, heard the reference and asked, "What did you say about firecrotch?" Storch replied, "We're actually celebrating firecrotch day."

As Storch and Paris got in the vehicle - which sported bright red interior - the music producer added, "We even have firecrotch interior for the occasion ... in special honor of her freckled puss."

That's a lovely image. It's one the troops in Iraq can't wait to see.

Hilton was smiling during the exchange, obviously proud of Storch for landing such a parting shot. We imagine the posse then sped off and left numerous voice mails on Lindsay's cell phone, freckling that puss with insult after insult.

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