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Awhile back, Donald Trump told the ladies on The View the following:

“I don’t think Ivanka would [pose for Playboy], although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

That’s more than a little weird, your Donaldness. We’ll pretend it was never uttered as we sum up an interview with Ivanka from the September issue of Stuff magazine.

On how Donald differs as a boss and as a father:
“He’s pretty much the same. My brothers and I are the real apprentices; we’ve been groomed our whole lives to do this. He made it very clear that if we didn’t live up to what he thought was our potential, he would fire us…The idea of coming in at nine and leaving seven is not something I do. I work much harder than that.”

Donald Trump in NJ

On getting love advice from her father:
“He has very strong opinions — which I try not to listen to.”

On Donald’s preference of guys for Ivanka:
“He loves the athletes because he’s always wanted to be an athlete. He’s into guys’ guys. (Gossip note: Hey, Nick Lachey is into guys’ gals!) But when he starts talking about it, I stop listening.”

On how Donald treats her boyfriends:
“He hasn’t threatened bodily harm to any of the people I’ve dated. Well, as far as I know.”

On her social life:
“I like to have fun with my friends and go out at night, but you’re not going to find me dancing on top of tables or see me trashed outside of Bungalow 8.”

No, no, same goes for Lindsay Lohan.