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Is there a Simpson sibling rivalry on the way?

A few weeks after newly constructed, plastic Ashlee was named the new face body of Victoria’s Secret, big sis appears to be putting her foot boobs down.

Yes, Jessica Simpson will launching her own line of sexy lingerie, one she’ll hopefully look better in than that black number she sported in an homage to the ugliness that is now Britney Spears.

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Just when did the lingerie light bulk brighten in Simpson’s head? Oddly enough, while she was shopping for underwear to cover her imbreastive chest.

According to a friend: “Jess finds it really hard to find bras that she likes so she’s decided to make her own.”

How difficult can it be, right? Especially for a vixen who not long ago confessed to an extreme affection for her perky, luscious, bouncy, ideal boobs. The quote seems worth bolding:

“I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

We’d wear them any time.