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What’s a slutty hotel heiress to do in order to celebrate her awful debut CD other than throw herself a party? So was the thinking of Paris Hilton, seen here cutting up the dance floor in South Beach.

Joining the tone deaf blonde are sister Nicky and the creator of the term, “Firecrotch,” Brandon Davis. Those unfamiliar with this moniker just need to look at the hair color of Lindsay Lohan.

Yup, you get it now.

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