We knew the Mel Gibson saga was weird, but this one surprised even the perpetually inquiring, amused minds at T.H. Gossip.
Available for free by following this link is a ringtone that reenacts Gibson’s drunken, belligerent anti-Semetic wrath as showcased so wonderfully during his arrest on Friday.
The “Mel in Malibu” ringtone is the first in a series of absurd ones being developed by National Lampoon. One can only assume that future ringtones to be developed and marketed include:

- Tom Cruise declaring his undying love for Katie Holmes
- Kevin Federline rapping at the Teen Choice Awards (even though it’s serious, this is quite possibly more ridiculous than anything else)
- Lindsay Lohan panting, sweating, desperately trying to catch her breath (while suffering from exhaustion and all)
- Peter Cook apologizing to Christie Brinkley
- Nicole Richie projectile vomiting
- Paris Hilton…
Come on. This is just too easy.