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We understand that once you’ve dated Kristin Cavallari, there’s nowhere to go but down. But it appears that Brody Jenner has sunk to ridiculous depths. The son of the former Olympian was spotted with the revolting lovely Nicole Richie. Which is no small feat, given that she’s practically two-dimensional. You all know what we’re talking about. Just look at the results of our poll, people.

At least B.J. was smart enough to meet her at an espresso bar. That stuff’s like liquid crack, which Nicole probably prefers to actual food! Yes. We went there!

Nicole Richie Book Cover