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As previously reported, Tamra Barney and Jeana Keough got into a major fracas at a Real Housewives of Orange County wrap party on Saturday.

But these two weren't the only Bravo reality stars to pretend to fight for the camera this weekend.

According to Radar Online, Teresa Giudice attended the christening of her nephew yesterday afternoon, as hosted by her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga and her husband, Joey, both of whom will appear on The Real Housewives of New Jersey next season.

Most Popular Housewife?

Following the baptism, which Teresa attended alone, the Housewife brought husband, Joe, and the couple's four children to a post-church reception. With cameras now rolling, she went up to congratulate her brother - who reportedly rebuffed the offer, saying:

"Now you want to congratulate me after all this time? Now you want to be nice to me? Your husband didn't even come to the church and you show up an hour late!"

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It's just not fair.

That's the message friends of Teresa Giudice have for Bravo, as they insist this Real Housewife of New Jersey is not holding off on re-signing with the show because she's greedy; she just wants equal pay.

"I think people deserve to know the truth," a pal told Pop Eater. "Bravo pays Caroline and Jacqueline more than Teresa and she isn't holding out because she thinks she's bigger. She just wants to make the same."

NJ Housewives

Would you watch these Housewives without Teresa Giudice?

Based purely on the number of magazine covers on which she's appeared, Giudice is actually the most popular Housewife in franchise history. That's a fact not lost on her friends.

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Love it or hate it, you have to give South Park credit for not holding back. The Comedy Central staple spoofed Jersey Shore last night, and didn't stop there.

The writers took shots at The Real Housewives of New Jersey, as well as at famed Al-Qaeda shot-caller Osama bin Laden, who ended up being a hero of sorts.

It made for predictably funny and inapprorpiate South Park quotes as always.

South Park's guidos look almost as ridiculous as real-life ones.

In the episode, titled "New Jersey," Teresa Giudice from the RHONJ franchise is animated as the woman who likes to flip out when it comes to her family.

Snooki of Jersey Shore also got the cartoon treatment, but barely resembles a human being. Instead, she's a primitive, chain-smoking smoosh monster.

After coining the requisite new terms ("muff cabbage" ... wow), the gang decides to take a last stand against the Jerseyfication of the world. Giddy up.

Watch a clip of Snooki on South Park after the jump ...

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Would you watch a spin-off reality show featuring Teresa Giudice? Bravo is reportedly mulling over such a move.

"If they can give Bethenny her own show you can bet that they will give Teresa one," an insider tells PopEater. "You can't come up with a better script than Teresa's life. She's a mother and wife going through financial troubles and having to start all over again. Everyone has been hit hard by this economy and watching Teresa and her family struggle through problems will make for great TV."

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More like nauseating TV. The Giudices have been hit hard by their own stupidity, not the economy.

Sadly, Teresa is one of the most popular Housewives in history. Magazines with her photo on the cover have sold more issues than those featuring anyone else in the franchise.

Said a TV executive when asked about a show anchored by Giudice:

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In July, we reported that Teresa and Joe Giudice really might go to jail for lying in their bankruptcy filing documents.

Turns out, we were half right.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Radar Online reports that Joe has been sentence to 10 days in the slammer for driving with a suspended license. The moron was arrested for drunk driving in January and will likely start serving the new sentence this week.

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It's safe to say that Teresa Giudice does not get along with Danielle Staub. Or Melissa Gorga. Or, really, anyone that has disdain for a spoiled self-promoter.

But the reality star can at least take comfort in the fact that a total nut job is in her corner. Isn't that right, Naomi Campbell?

Naomi Campbell admires Teresa Giudice. That sums up both women well.

"She's a role model," the model says. "A mother, businesswoman, [who's] cooking, cleaning the house - and her kids always look...amazing!"

Hmmm... what does it say about Campbell's take on women in general that she's impressed with a mother who can clean and hold down a job?

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Danielle Staub may have been officially fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week, but she isn't leaving without getting a few words in.

First, she demanded a spin-off. Now, she's gone off on Teresa Giudice in an interview with Steppin Out magazine and also confirmed that her relationship with Lori Michaels is not a PR scam. She's totally gone lesbian before! Read excerpts below.

Steppin Out Feature

Ding! Ding! It's on between Danielle and Teresa, this publication will see to that!

On her sexuality: "I'm interested in sexuality... I've had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men. That's very, very true. I remember each and every one of them."

On how Teresa is like a monkey: "She needs a hairline revision... She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like? It’s got to be out of control.”

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She hasn't even appeared on a single episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, yet Melissa Gorga is already causing tension.

The season three cast addition may be the sister-in-law of Teresa Giudice, but that doesn't mean Teresa is pleased about her inclusion on the show. In fact, it's quite the opposite.

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"When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it," a source told Radar Online. "Teresa and Melissa don’t get along... They don’t speak."

In other words: Bravo has struck ratings gold by adding Gorga to the cast.

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As previously reported, Teresa Giudice really might go to jail for purposely misleading the court in her recent bankruptcy filing.

Now, new details have emerged regarding just how this Real, Moronic Housewife and her husband hid assets from the government.

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In court documents filed last week, attorney Roberta A. DeAngelis claims that the Giudices hid $250,000 in assets when they filed for Chapter 7 in October.

Most of this amount allegedly stems from the advance Teresa received for her cookbook, Skinny Italian; while the couple also failed to claim ownership of an online boutique called TG Fabulicious, in addition to Joe's 1601 Maple Avenue Associates, LLC.

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Sources claim Teresa Giudice will leave The Real Housewives of New Jersey if she isn't given a raise, but let's face it:

This spoiled nut case isn't going anywhere. She craves the attention, and she certainly needs the money, and she'd be an instant nobody without the show.

Mr. and Mrs. Giudice

Juicy Joe and Terrible Teresa: Going strong!

Armed with that ratings juggernaut behind her, though, Giudice has dominated this week's news cycle. She tried to attack Danielle Staub for implying a few days ago that husband Joe fathered a child out of wedlock and has now shot down that rumor again:

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