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R. Kelly? Simply put: The man is a freak and he ought to be in jail for lots of years. His given name is Robert Sylvester Kelly. Really. What a douche. After the R. Kelly sex tape was examined at great length and brought to court, we hoped the pedophile would be convicted and sentenced to time behind bars. A lot of time behind bars. But alas, he got off... and we mean in the sense of the jury releasing him in this case.

We did like the song "I Believe I Can Fly," however.

Gossip

Private Investigator Pissed at R. Kelly (3/2/2009)
R. Kelly is one filthy individual. No wonder a certain P.I. is pretty pissed as his ass.

The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 64 (1/9/2009)
R. Kelly is ready to ... well, you write the caption.

Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus, Others Aim to Inspire (6/19/2008)
With Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears baby news dominating the celebrity gossip world, our staff has learned much from its favorite stars. Below, Miley, Jamie Lynn, Charlie Sheen,...

Quotes

I don't like anyone illegal.

R. Kelly Photo

Vitals

Age: 42
Birthday: January 8, 1967

Rating: 9.7 / 10

Pictures

R. Kelly Booking PhotoKelly, R.

4 Comments

  1. Bizo Says:

    Kelly deserves a second chance,coz every one makes mistakes.And thats what makes us to man because we learn from them.Mr Piper is not a bad person and he did not do all he has been accused of so please people find someone else to blame or take your fustrations and leave Sir Kells alone.Kelly dont let those who hate you stop what you good at just keep going till your heart stops Mr my rolemodel Piper.

  2. sexy kaydi Says:

    r.kelly i'm going crazy about u.u are sooooo hot love ya!

  3. carol Says:

    R.kelly is the best there was the best there ever will be looking forward to your visit to south Africa wont miss it for the world. BIG UP PIPE PIPER

  4. XxCandyGalxX Says:

    love his songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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