Martha Stewart is out of jail and free to cook until her heart is content. She looks kind of like a man.

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Recently, Martha Stewart dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in an interview, thus reminding the world once and for all that she may be all about seasonal wreaths and decorative window eggs, but if you step on her turf, she'll open your jugular with a pair of pruning shears. 

Paltrow pretended to take it as a compliment, claiming that she was proud Stewart thought of her as competition.

It was the sort of passive-aggressive trash talk you might expect from the woman who coined the phrase "conscious uncoupling," and now Stewart is firing back as only Martha Stewart can:

Martha Stewart Gwyneth Paltrow Diss

That's a recipe from the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living, and yes, it's titled "Conscious Coupling." Better yet, the intro is crammed with subtle shots at Gwinnie:

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Jail. Prison. The clink. The slammer. Lockup. The brig.

Up the river. The pen. The pound. The black hole.

Call it whatever you'd like, but for the 19 celebrities listed below, the Big House has simply been called home at least once in their lives ...

Lil Wayne
The possession of drugs and weapons on his tour bus put Lil Wayne in jail for five months. That's fewer months than children the rapper has out of wedlock.

With Teresa Giudice having been sentenced to over a year in prison last week, we thought we'd try to comfort The Real Housewives of New Jersey star by at least proving that she isn't alone.

Plenty of famous people have spent time behind bars, for offenses that range from drunk driving to weapons possession; and for terms that lasted from two years to, well, three hours.

Who devoted a good portion of their lives to watching their back? Which star was without her freedom for a shorter duration than it would take to watch The Wolf of Wall Street?

Cycle through the above gallery and find out now!

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Last month, Martha Stewart dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in an interview, saying that the actress-turned-lifestyle-guru should stick to the big screen and leave the party planning to the pros.

After weeks of jotting down potential comebacks with her organic squid ink fountain pen, Paltrow has finally responded:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Stands UP
  • Martha Stewart in NYC

"If I'm really honest, I'm so psyched that she sees us as competition," Paltrow said when asked about Stewart recently. "I'm so psyched. I really am."

That excitement might be a bit premature, as Martha never actually said that she considers Gwinnie to be competition. 

Her exact quote was, "She just needs to be quiet - she's a movie star...If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."

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Welcome back, readers, to The Week of Random Feuds.

First, Charlie Sheen beefed with LeSean McCoy over the latter leaving a .20 cent tip on a $67 bill in Philadelphia.

Then, Mayim Bialik called out Ariana Grande for posing in lingerie and selling sex to impressionable children.

Now, in an interview with in an interview with Net-a-Porter's magazine, Martha Stewart has pointed words for Gwyneth Paltrow.

  • Martha Stewart in NYC
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Stands UP

"She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star," Stewart said. "If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."

Whoa! Shade totally thrown!

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Martha Stewart's younger sister, Laura Plimpton, died yesterday at her home in Weston, Connecticut, having suffered an apparent brain aneurysm.

Her famous sibling shared a tribute on her official website.

Martha and Laura

"My youngest sister, and the youngest of the six Kostyra siblings, Laura Kostyra Plimpton, passed away today in Norwalk Hospital," Stewart, 73, posted.

Although Plimpton was rushed to the hospital after falling ill, doctors could not save her, Stewart's message said, going into further detail as follows:

"She woke up Monday morning at 5:30 a.m., did her elliptical and treadmill, then showered and felt ill enough to call her husband, Randy, for help."

"Laura left a living will so she was kept on life support until today so her three children could say their goodbyes, and the testing could be completed for organ donation."

Following her first husband's death, Plimpton went to work for her sister. More than 25 years later, she still ran daily operations at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia.

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What will The View look like this fall on ABC?

It's a question many fans are wondering, following the firing of Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd last month.

Rosie O'Donnell may actually return to her former co-hosting chair next season, while Bachelorette Andi Dorfman has expressed interest, as has... Sarah Palin. For real.

Could one of these women end up alongside Whoopi Goldberg? Could all of them? Plenty of seats are available, after all.

From the trio of candidates mentioned above to a couple of other women who have talk show hosting experience, we've come up with 11 possible future anchors.

Which are appealing? Which would have you tuning in? Tuning out? Click around and sound off now!

Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin won't dismiss the possibility. She has acknowledged that The View needs fresh blood.

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When you're a kid, a shared love of Ninja Turtles is all it takes to forge a lifelong friendship.

Sometimes it seems like it's the same way with celebrities. Stars who have nothing in common other than wealth and fame often form bonds that baffle us plebeians.

Sure, money and power tend to break down a lot of social barriers (Mick Jagger has been knighted by the Queen of England. 'Nuff said.), but even that explanation can't help us wrap our heads around some of the stranger sets of celeb-besties:

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z
Gwyneth claims she's tight with Jay. Right. We're sure they do the most gangsta yoga together.

Some of these pairings aren't so shocking when you consider their backstories (Jonah Hill has a history of stalking his A-list co-stars, so it's no surprise he latched on to Brad Pitt).

Others, we're not sure we totally believe. (Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z? Right, keep trying to sell us on that one, Gwinnie.)

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Are you a male between the ages of 55 and 70? Do you reside within 50 miles of New York City? Are you a social drinker?

Then has the woman for you!

Martha Stewart has uploaded a profile to the online dating service, using "thegoodlonglife" as her name and writing on her bio:

"Yes, it's really me. I've been curious about online dating for a long time, but, like lots of people, have been reluctant to take the leap."

Martha Stewart Profile

So why has she done so now?

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Martha Stewart was a demanding mother who forced her child to wrap her own presents and often pees with the door open. So daughter Alexis has revealed in a new memoir, "Whateverland: Learning to Live Here."

How does the domestic guru feel about this book's release? Just fine, thanks, she said today on the Hallmark Channel's Martha.

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"How many Google alerts have I gotten in the last couple days?" Martha joked on-air, adding that she read the book "a month and a half ago... It is hilarious [and] enlightening."

Alexis has backed off statements made in the tell-all a bit, saying to Us Weekly that many are an "exaggeration of the truth." But, regardless, Martha says she has nothing to be ashamed of:

"I must have instilled in her some good habits. She's tall, beautiful, gorgeous and mother of baby Jude and that's all that counts. The book is out late October wherever books are sold. I encourage you to buy it, read and make it a best seller."

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She claims to be the perfect homemaker, but a new book calls into question Martha Stewart as a perfect mother. And the author of this book? Martha's daughter, Alexis.

The 46-year old slams her famous parent in "Whateverland: Learning to Live Here," writing of her childhood: "If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again. I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head."

Whateverland: Learning to Live Here

Labeling the domestic television goddess as "not interesting in being kid-friendly," Alexis goes into detail about Martha's Christmas present philosophy (""She used to make me wrap my own presents...") and hypocritical shoe removal demands.

"My mother has a sign on all of her doors to take your shoes off," Alexis writes. "For god's sake! My mother's dogs p--s and s--t on her rugs and she's telling people to take their shoes off?"

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