Recently, Martha Stewart dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in an interview, thus reminding the world once and for all that she may be all about seasonal wreaths and decorative window eggs, but if you step on her turf, she'll open your jugular with a pair of pruning shears.
Paltrow pretended to take it as a compliment, claiming that she was proud Stewart thought of her as competition.
It was the sort of passive-aggressive trash talk you might expect from the woman who coined the phrase "conscious uncoupling," and now Stewart is firing back as only Martha Stewart can:
That's a recipe from the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living, and yes, it's titled "Conscious Coupling." Better yet, the intro is crammed with subtle shots at Gwinnie: