Madonna, a.k.a. The Material Girl, is still going strong even as she nears 50. She's also adopting babies and speaking with a British...

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Madonna's oldest child has grown up before out eyes.

Seventeen-year-old Lourdes Leon will attend the University of Michigan in the fall, but before setting off on her own, Lourdes had to had one last high school rite of passage to endure, and she did it with the help of some good friends and a few glasses of bubbly.

Lourdes Image

In a blog post titled "Lola Leaves High School," Lourdes shared a humorous account of her senior prom with the online world.  Unfortunately, the aspiring fashion designer may have been a bit too candid in discussing her pre-party shenanigans.

"A week before graduation, I attended the classic party every American teenager goes to despite the really bad music," wrote Lourdes on her website. "This is known as prom. Of course I had a beautiful time, but I'll attribute that to the fact that I partied with my awesome friends all night."

Despite that "beautiful time," Lourdes' post mainly on the lamer parts of the prom, which included, "Awkwardly avoiding teachers because you may or may not have had some champagne and it would be weird to talk to them."

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Brace yourselves, everyone: Madonna turned to the Internet to try and feed her insatiable hunger for attention again, and you'll never guess what method she used this time!

Madonna Nude Selfie

That's right - gratuitous nudity! Madge posted the above photo with a caption reading "getting ready for summer fun! #itshotinhere #unapologeticb-tch

We're not sure what's worse, the fact that Madonna is still getting ready for summer on July 17 or the fact that she's posting naked selfies with hashtags like "#unapologeticb-tch" at 55 freakin' years old.

Don't get us wrong - we're not saying Madonna should cover up because of her age. Elle MacPherson posted a bikini photo today and she looks better than ever at 50. The problem with Madonna is her reasoning for posting photos like the eye-gouger above:

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Madonna's daughter, Lourdes Leon, will attend the University of Michigan this fall. The 17-year-old just enrolled as a freshman at the Ann Arbor college.

Madonna and Lourdes Leon

The Queen of Pop also attended the University of Michigan in the late '70s before moving to New York City and beginning her meteoric rise to fame.

Lourdes, the Material Girl's first child and only daughter with ex Carlos Leon, registered in the undergraduate music, theatre, and dance program.

She used her nickname, Lola, to register for the college's communications.

Michigan native Madonna, who dropped out before completing a degree to pursue her illustrious pop career, showed some Wolverine pride this week.

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Recently, Madonna has taken to behaving as revoltingly as possible as part of her desperate bid to remain relevant.

Last month Madonna used the word "gay" as insult. Prior to that Madonna dropped an N-Bomb in reference to her white son.

The most baffling behavior of all, however, may have the been the still-unexplained Daenerys Targaryen costume Madonna wore for Purim.

It's a bit sad, in that in her attempts to be "edgy" the former icon really just reminds you of an aging, bigoted relative who should probably institutionalized.

We were actually beginning to feel bad for Madonna. Then we saw this:

Madonna Burqa Photo

Yes, that's exactly what it looks like...Madonna wearing a burqa. If you're anything like us, this photo makes you want an explanation. Fortunately, Madonna has one. It just happens to be the Worst Explanation Ever:

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In a recent issue of The Hollywood Reporter, Robert Pattinson tells the magazine that he requires very little in life, putting his desires in very simple terms:

"I don't want anything at all."

But it's safe to say the following celebrities do not share Pattinson's simplistic view of life.

Some walk around with enormous entourages. Others demand a specific flower in their dressing room. One actually needs his carpet to be well-ironed and another band once refused to sing unless they had M&Ms prior to taking the stage.

But only certain color M&Ms.

Seriously. Click around below and learn which obvious and which not-as-obvious celebrities are known to be totally spoiled rotten:

Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey once demanded a "staircase assistant" prior to a concert, along with a $1,700 bottle of champagne. She also has VERY specific couch demands for her dressing room.

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Amid reports that the Queen of Pop is now dating choreographer-dancer Timor Steffens, it appears safe to say that legendary music icon Madonna has ...

  1. Moved on her breakup with Brahim Zaibat.
  2. A type.

Madonna and her much younger beau split nearly six months ago, but it turns out she has been romantically linked to someone else for quite some time ...

  • Timor Steffens Photo
  • Her Madgesty the Queen

The superstar, 55, and Timor Steffens, 26, have been dating for months, according to E! News, and have been spotted together as far back as January!

So how did this new romance come about?

They met this past winter in Switzerland, where Madonna often goes to stay with Valentino at his chateau, and that's where the two were introduced.

Steffen is an accomplished dancer whose resume includes Beyonce's Grammy performance, Michael Jackson's This Is It and a lot of Chris Brown videos.

Her MADGEsty scores again!

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Perhaps you've heard, but Kim Kardashian married Kanye West this weekend.

No, really! Those kids just up and decided to get married with no fanfare at all.

We kid... a lot. But while we await word on just how much Kim and Kanye spent to tie the knot in Florence (we know how much they earned, approximately: $20 million), let's take a look at some of the most expensive wedding bills in celebrity history.

From athletes to singers to members of British Royalty, brides and grooms from a number of industries have often spared no expense in pledging their love and loyalty to their spouse for eternity.

Or, you know, for 72 days...

Prince William and Kate Middleton
In fairness, $32 million of the $34 million tab went to security. The rest of the money was spent on flowers ($800,000) food ($150,000) and champagne ($60,000), among other details.

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V Magazine has revealed its Summer 2014 cover, featuring Madonna and Katy Perry in a provocative position, with the former straddling the latter.

Madonna, seated with her legs spread open and flaunting ridiculous cleavage in a leather outfit, is front and center, with Katy ready to pounce from behind.

All for the sake of art.

Katy Perry, Madonna V Magazine Cover

"I would always say, 'Dad, I'm an artist, I have to express myself. You don't understand," Madonna reasoned to V. "I think he's finally come to terms with it."

"It's only taken 30 years," the "Like a Virgin" singer mused. "He's like, 'Do you have to simulate masturbation on the bed? Do you have to?' Yes, Dad, I do."

Words to live by.

Katy Perry, the daughter of Pentecostal pastor parents herself, said she has yet to pull a Miley Cyrus, referring to Miles' self-pleasuring "Adore" music video.

"I haven't gone that far yet," Perry told the publication, while adding to Madonna, "but maybe under your great mentorship I might reach that point."

Here's hoping.

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Madonna has been nearly nude on Instagram several times, but today she posted a full-blown naked selfie, and the pop icon may have revealed a bit more than she intended to. 

The shot brings to mind the artsy nudity of James Franco: it's vain, pretentious and tells us more about the subject of the photo than they realized when they posted it. 

Madonna: Plastic Surgery Scar?

What makes this pic noteworthy apparent at first glance: seems to just be Madonna in a bubble bath with her back turned to the camera.

But when you take a look behind her right ear, you realize why plastic surgery enthusiasts usually wear their hair down.

Yes, that red mark looks an awful lot like a facelift scar. Naturally we'd never expect someone as modest and humble as Madonna to go under the knife to improve her looks, but you never know these days!

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Madonna may be pushing 60, but the pop icon still knows how to shock.

Two weeks ago Madonna called kale "gay," launching one of the stranger scandals in recent memory, and last night it was the Material Girl's lack of material that made her the center of attention. 

Madonna Met Dress Photo

Before last night's 2014 MET Gala, Madge posted a photo of herself (or a model with whom she feels very comfortable) wearing nothing but a few mummy-like bandages, with her breasts almost exposed and Photoshopped over by the word, "Censored."

The caption read, "What I wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said not this year. So I'm gonna work on music instead? #artforfreedom"

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